Where to Buy

The only place this book is available to purchase is Earth. The Earth is located in the Orion spiral arm of the Milky Way about two-thirds of the way out from the center of the Galaxy. It is part of a Solar System group of eight planets, as well as numerous comets and asteroids and dwarf planets which orbit it’s Sun. Earth is the third planet from the Sun in that Solar System.

If you are unable to get to Earth yourself, they do offer a way to order the book and have it delivered. The earthlings have enslaved a gigantic spider and forced it to create a world wide web. Making an offering to the spider of colored paper gains favor and it will send insect drones to deliver your book.

-editor’s note-
It has come to my attention that the contributor was misinformed. This planet does not offer off-planet shipping. Rest assured that he has been administratively disciplined by being forced to listen to 42 hours of Vogon poetry.

-editor’s other note-
It should also be noted that there is also a likelyhood that you will not be able to buy the book since in all likelyhood the Vogons may have destroyed the planet again.